I just watched SoaP again for the first time in a few years....It's still as good as ever.
&_________oo~c - that's it! i've had it with the mutha f-ing micks in this mutha f-ing snake pen!
Man accused of biting girlfriend's snake
A Northern Ireland man bit his girlfriend's pet snake in half during a fight and remarked that it "tasted lovely," lawyers testified Friday.
Shane Cooke, a 33-year-old bricklayer, was arraigned in Belfast High Court on charges of assaulting his girlfriend, Coleen McGleenon, and fatally torturing her royal python Aug. 4.
McGleenon's lawyers said he headbutted her twice and picked up her pet, put it in his mouth, and threw its severed head at her. "Your snake tasted lovely," he was quoted as saying.
Cooke's lawyer, Adrian Higgins, said his client admitted both offenses and had attacked the snake because he knew his girlfriend loved it. He said Cooke, from the border village of Keady, had been consuming alcoholic drinks for several hours before the attack.
Copyright © 2007 The Associated Press.
OK...who saw the dancers on the Oscars make the Snakes on a Plane logo? I busted out laughing when I saw it.
AFRO MOTHERFUCKING SAMURAI!
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GIVE SAMMY LOUD JACKSON A CASE OF TEQUILA, A MICROPHONE, AND A VAGUE-ASS PREMISE FOR AN ANIME?! YOU GET SOME QUALITY SHIT! YEAH! AFRO SAMURAI
IS MY GIFT TO THE ASIAN COMMUNITY (AND BY "GIFT" I MEAN "COURT-ORDERED COMMUNITY SERVICE FOR NEGLIGENCE WITH A FLAME-THROWER IN A SUBURB OF KYOTO")! THIS SHIT WILL ROCK YOUR WORLD! I'D TELL YA'LL ABOUT IT, BUT I WAS UNCONSCIOUS FOR MOST OF THE RECORDING DO TO ACUTE ALCOHOL POISONING (WHICH EXPLAINS WHY THE FATCATS THAT GOVERN ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS HAS VOTED TO CHANGE "BLACKOUT" TO "PULLING A SAMUEL L. JACKSON")! I SHOULD PROBABLY SWITCH TO KEROSENE LITE! OH FUCKING WELL! I'M PRETTY SURE THE SHOW KICKS ASS, SO WATCH THAT SHIT!
WELL, I'M GOING TO GO DRINK OFF THIS HORRIBLE HANGOVER!
I don't know if any of you've spotted this already in the movie, but in the scene where the flight attendant microwaves a coral snake, the first button on the microwave actually says "SNAKE". Just seeing that made me laugh so hard I woke my neighbors.. Good job, SOAP crew! XD Current Mood: amused
Join the first ever SNAKES ON A PLANE GRAPHICS CONTEST!
SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKIN' PLANE 2?!
WHAT WOULD EVERYONE THINK OF SNAKES ON A PLANE 2? I'VE BEEN TALKING TO DAVE ELLIS ABOUT IT AND THINK IT'S A FUCKING BRILLIANT IDEA! HELL, IF NO ONE AROUND HERE PICKS IT UP, I'LL GO MEL GIBSON ON THEIR ASSES AND PRODUCE IT MYSELF (NO JEW BLAMING, THOUGH! SAMMY DON'T PLAY THAT!)!
PERSONALLY, I THINK THE SNAKES HAVE IT COMING! DO YOU KNOW HOW GODDAMN HARD IT IS TO KILL A FUCKING SNAKE AT AN ALTITUDE OF 20,000 FEET?! REAL! FUCKING! HARD! WELL, NOT FOR ME, BUT I'M MACE WINDU
, I CAN DO ANYTHING AND THERE'S NOTHING STEVE SEAGAL CAN DO ABOUT IT.
FUCK YEAH!SNAKES! PLANES! TWO! Current Mood: angry